Where to store important samples according to real scientists
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- Jam jars
- Peanut butter jars
- Mayonnaise jars
- Brown paper lunch bags
- Plastic grocery bags
- Cigarette boxes
- Shoe polish boxes
- Discarded articles of clothing
- Ripped out pages of a daily calendar
- Ripped out pages of your personal diary/journal
- Ripped out pages of your most recent published paper
- Crammed inside a less important sample (Make sure to confuse the tags)
- Tape
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- Anything designed for the purpose of storing important samples
- Anything seen being used for this purpose in movies
I can confirm; this is the truth



