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nerdbending: So, the BF and I are playing a new game.

nerdbending:

It’s called “Koh the Face Stealer.” Obviously I am the worst person in the world at it because I can’t keep a straight face for more than 1.5 seconds, but I tried. I Tried. I TRIED. OMG I TRIED SO HARD

After getting my face stolen for the third time in a row, I told him I was going to put a paper bag over my head because then Koh couldn’t steal my face.

“Koh will just steal the paper bag! Duh!”

I find it really sad that Koh’s parents never taught him any better when he was growing up. Stealing is wrong and bad.

Anyway, I tried being Koh next, and I spent ten minutes jumping around the room, pulling his hair, tickling him and RAWRing in his face to no avail. He is the champion at not getting his face stolen. I’m super jealous.

Then I guess he started getting bored or something because then he started grabbing my butt and I said “HEY! WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING MY BUTT!” and he said “we are playing a new game. I am Moh the Butt Stealer.”

MOH THE BUTT STEALER.

I HAVE THE BEST BOYFRIEND AND EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME NOW